|Posted on Friday, October 31, 2003 - 11:05: |
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, " Isn't that President Bush and Colin Powell sitting over there ?"
The barman says, " Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, " Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here ?"
Bush says, " We're planning WW III." And the guy says, " Really ? What's going to happen ?" Bush says, " Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, " A bicycle repairman ? Why kill a bicycle repairman?" Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, " See, smart ass ?! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis ! "