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Anonymous
| | Posted on Friday, October 31, 2003 - 16:50: | |
Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife the doctor told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given the dire prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.
About 6 hours later, Morris goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?"
Of course the wife agrees, and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left! He approaches his wife and asks, "Honey,
please...just one more time before I die."
She says, "Of course, Dear," and they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over and falls into a deep sleep.
But Morris, disturbed about his impending demise, tosses and turns until he's down to only 4 more hours. So he nudges his wife and wakes her up.
"Honey," he pleads, " I have only 4 more hours.
Do you think we could.........."
At this point she sits up in bed and says, "Listen Morris, I have to get up in the morning.....you don't." |
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Time to die..